Theo Verelst Local Fortune Page

I'll put one some fun or random (as they are generated by cygwin/unix's tool) fortunes, maybe a new one a day, maybe automatically. Maybe I'll make an email subscription tool to it once.

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

77.  HO HUM -- The Redundant

------- (7)	This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme
--- --- (8)	boredom.  Your programs always bomb off.  Your wife
------- (7)	smells bad.  Your children have hives.  You are working
---O--- (6)	on an accounting system, when you want to develop the
---X--- (9)	GREAT AMERICAN COMPILER.  You give up hot dates to
--- --- (8)	nurse sick computers.  What you need now is sex.

Nine in the second place means:
	The yellow bird approaches the malt shop.  Misfortune.

Six in the third place means:
	In former times men built altars to honor the Internal Revenue
	Service.  Great Dragons!  Are you in trouble!